The Dick Suckers – Liz Jordan
Oh, what a slippery phrase is slut! Over the course of six centuries, it has referred to males, girls, canines, and lighting fixtures. It has meant messy, amoral, and, in a single occasion a minimum of, cute. It has been a noun, a verb, and an adjective. Enter Liz Jordan. Liz is attractive. Virtually on a regular basis. What occurs when “The Standard” doesn’t work for Slutty Liz? (The standard being waking up each morning and rubbing one out for a number of orgasms!) As Liz tells you, “drastic measures”: slutty late night time calls to “fuck buddies”; swiping proper on her favourite slutty relationship app; or, in what you’re about to witness, visiting her favourite slutty retailer. What ’til you get a load of Slutty Liz! Or…wait till you watch Liz take an entire lotta masses! Get pleasure from my bro!
